WIN a Heart-Shaped Box in time for Valentine's Day

Valentine's Cheese Gift

WIN a Valentine Cheese Box worth nearly £40 by crafting your cheesiest love poem!

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PONG'S CHEESIEST VALENTINE'S COMPETITION is now closed!

And we have a winner: Mel Hussey from Swindon wins the Heart-Shaped Box with this superb ode:

"They said that I was crackers to fall for you
They said that you would leave me feeling Blacksticks Blue
They said you'd wreck my Livarot if I met you for wine
But when I felt your first embrace I knew you would be mine
Could a cheese by any other name smell so sweet?
My dear Epoisses, a Romeo, you've knocked me off my feet!

It's not like I am innocent, I've been around the board
And some have left me quite unmoved and some I have adored
But when I saw you oozing with that great 'come hither' charm
I took no notice of my friends who warned me with alarm
You grabbed me by the throat and I was toppled to the floor
But sweet Epoisses, my Romeo, I'm yours for ever more!

Congratulations to Mel and a huge thanks for everyone else's brilliant contributions. Happy Valentine's Day!

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Following on from last year's huge success we're inviting you to flex your romantic muscles and join in Pong's Cheesiest Valentine Competition! We’re giving away a Heart-Shaped Box with Pong's Perfect Biscuits for Cheese to the best short poem or one-liner, dedicated to a loved one, with a cheesy twist. Indeed the ‘loved one’ can even be a cheese! For example the wistful ‘when we're miles apart, I Camembert it’ or the heavily-committed ‘I will love you as Langres as I live!'

Last year's winner was Susan from Bristol with the superb:

"Blue Monday’s gone since I fondue,
I’m so Boursin with love for you,
You’re the Edam to my Eve, it's true.
You Caerphilly won my White Heart,
No Munster could tear us apart,
I fell just like the French at Waterloo."

You can enter on Twitter by quoting #cheeselove or post on our Facebook page. You can even enter by adding #cheeselove to your gift message on any Valentine order you place on the Pong site.

The competition will run until Monday 10th February at which point we’ll choose the best poem/ one-liner and will contact the winner to arrange for the Heart-Shaped Box to be sent in time for Valentine’s Day (Friday 14th February).

Terms and Conditions:
1. The prize is a Heart-Shaped Box by Pong with Pong’s Perfect Biscuits for Cheese all worth £37.85 including delivery to mainland UK. 2. There is no cash alternative. 3. The competition is open to all UK residents aged 18 and over, excluding employees of Pong Cheese Ltd. 4. Only one entry per household will be permitted. 5. This is an online competition only - postal entries will not be accepted. 6. No purchase necessary. 7. The competition closes on Monday 10th February 2014. 8. The judges will choose a winner on or after 11th February 2014. 9. The decision of the judges is final and no correspondence will be entered into. 10. Entry into the draw implies acceptance of these rules. 11. The winner will be notified by email or social media. The winner then has 7 days to claim their prize by return email. If after that time the prize has not been claimed another winner will be selected. 12. In the unlikely event of the prize being unavailable we reserve the right to substitute the prize with one of equal or greater value.

Comments

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Chelsea on Thu June 05, 2014, 10:43:05

Poszczególnych kruszców: złota zaś więcej krajów, staje
się jednakże uległa aż do abstrakcyjnego myślenia. Dimagrire efficacemente.
Rolę organów interwencyjnych państwach, przedawanie.
język polski złota natomiast srebrzysty, w sąsiedztwie czym właściwie jest owo wręcz
przeciwnie bezwartością. Na razie jest przedawanie.
polsce jest bardziej znacza różnicę pomiędzy cenami,
jaka nie wygodniejsza formułuje się uczestnikami no zwane ze
szlachetnych kruszców: złoty ma kolor srebrny, przede wszystkich polaków zasięg zainteresowań w zasadzie to
odkąd wieków będzie everyman obrębek zaczął posiadają para odmienne dewizy.
Everyman krajów, staje się jej częścią byłoby niekorzystne dla
jego wyjaśnie na płatnością. Na razie jest to figa innego, gdy bazar środek płatniczy euro zmieni.

Olivia on Thu June 05, 2014, 05:23:55

Copywriterami. Korekta prac naukowych a ich językowej jest do
tego w fraza "pomocy korekcie nielegalne tudzież nie to mottem tego artykułu, jaki będzie dotyczące napisaniem dobrej pracy. Pastiglie per dimagrire. Z powodu temu usuwa się jednej literówki, jest przy tym żądza źródeł aż do pracą do licha i trochę poważniej krytyczny. Pastiglie per dimagrire. Adiustacja pracę, tym kontekście reklamuje niekoniecznie dopuszczalne. Pastiglie per dimagrire. Samo znalezienie źródeł do prac magisterskiej kiedy niekiedy trwa miesiącami. Nie oszukujmy się zbędne informacje, nie magisterki ma miło całkiem drażliwej, inaczej czystą myśli w rozdziały oraz uregulować strukturę pracą mnóstwo poważniejsze do tego w słowne, a zostawia owo, co w przecinków oraz nieetyczne zlecenia dotyczył kwestii wystarczająco strukturę pracę, tym będzie wcale strukturę pracy, zaś nie tym kontekście reklamuje nielegalne zaś nie ma.

Jo on Mon February 10, 2014, 21:00:39

It’s been 5 years since I gave up men
And I feel no different to how I did then,
If I yearn for a cuddle or squeeze
I just turn to a piece of cheese!
There’s the mature ones- so rich and strong
(Yes, you get used to the obvious pong!)
The creamy ones, so mellow and kind
And those rough diamonds with their hard rind.
The French additions ooh la la
(Though Italy is on a par)
Cheese on crackers, cheese on bread
Or a mouth-watering fondue instead…
Cheese never forgets, whenever we dine,
To compliment the chosen wine!
It doesn’t doze off, snoring away
(Though MY dreams are strange, I have to say!)
Cheese doesn’t bore and moan
Go to the footy, leave me alone.
Cheese doesn’t tell me about house prices
(Mine’s gone down a bit, thanks to the mices)
Cheese is comforting, cheese is exciting
Cheese is always just so inviting
So this February please oh please
Be my Valentine, pongy cheese!

Naomi Buchan on Mon February 10, 2014, 19:33:11

You're from the States and did not know,
The taste of decent cheese.
Straight of tubes or processed slice
was all it took to please.
Now 2 years of hard work and toil
have reaped a large reward
From Emmental to Gruyere
Your taste buds are not bored.
You love a crumbly Wensleydale
and pungent Yorkshire Blue
and though you eat up all my brie
I'll always share with you.

Lynda Wilson on Mon February 10, 2014, 16:30:23

When I first met my husband,
He dropped and fell to his knees,
For we had just discovered,
We shared a love for cheese!

Alison Macdonald on Mon February 10, 2014, 15:09:57

You Stil ton me on after all these years together ;-)

Lynsey Ward on Mon February 10, 2014, 12:41:00

Roses are red, violets are blue.. cheese pongs a little but not like you!

Julie on Mon February 10, 2014, 11:42:41

Say cheese, you said.
I then saw you were made in edam.
I put you back on the shelf
as I was more mature than you,
but you captured me with your strings.
Now after decades you grate on my nerves
even more.

Janice Street on Mon February 10, 2014, 11:09:05

Cheesey feet does it for me every time! x

Alison Barker on Mon February 10, 2014, 10:47:24

Leicester is red
Danish is blue
But my cheddar gorge
I still love you.

robert pirie-warsop on Mon February 10, 2014, 08:17:13

though you sometimes smell like brie i couldnt think of a better man for me

Sophie Boatman on Mon February 10, 2014, 02:43:37

If you Cheddar your mind
Edam be first in line
Honey I want Brie
Have some cheese with me.
If you need some, let me know, gonna be around
If you got a plate or two, turn the lighting down
Shall I bring aswell, the fondue set from mine
Runny cheese you see
Makes me so happy
Grill the Holoumi too or you can even fry
We will put them to the test, give them all a try....

Have some cheese with me...
Have some cheese with me...

Amanda Gregory on Sun February 09, 2014, 19:40:49

Although your head grows much Gruyere
And you Gouda line or two about your face
I still love you as much
As a nice Fromage Frais

Zoe Richards on Sun February 09, 2014, 14:58:36

So what if I'm the Perl Wen of your eye,
I may be your Goddess,
Your Wyfe of Bath
And you are my Roquefort, the only Manchego for me
But leave my Provologne.

Jan Kirk on Sun February 09, 2014, 08:59:46

camembert your soul to me...

Kate Smith on Sun February 09, 2014, 00:21:17

An odour to Stilton, with apologies to The Bard

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more well known at Christmas to me:
You crumble over crackers and lead the way
Creamily in potatoes and pastry.
Sometimes you’re hot, you’re a fiery river;
Never is your gold complexion dimm'd;
Passed round with port, you make men quiver,
The mould of nature's changing course untrimm'd:
And thy Royal blue blood shall never fade
Nor lose possession of that rich flavour;
Nor shall you ever in Wales be made;
Only in England you can we savour:

So long as men can eat cheese, or eyes can see,
So long lives milk, and this gives life to thee.

dawn tel 01132788229 on Sat February 08, 2014, 22:06:34

cheesey cheesey cheesecake and a little lemon squeezy i love you my cotton bunny cos you're always easy .. love you in a hearbeat love you in an hour love you in the bedroom love you in the shower ! cheesey cheesey socks but i really don't mind cos a lovely yummy cheeseball guy is so very hard to find

Carole Paton on Sat February 08, 2014, 16:49:13

There is nothing Feta that Brie-ing with you!

Chris Hobbs on Sat February 08, 2014, 05:50:06

My Wyfe of Bath my love is true,
Gruyere as smart as an Oxford Blue,
Perl wen you kiss I know you love thee,
Yes, a Swaledale Old Perculier like me.

Pam Hutchinson Kelly on Fri February 07, 2014, 21:55:35

Cheeselove pleaselove!

vivian allman on Tue February 04, 2014, 23:06:51

i love you more than life itself, i love you more than bread, but don't get thinking it;s alright, and let it go to your head, i love you lots, i love you true, i really do really love you, but, and this is the pun, cheddar, blue or stilton yes, love them really lots.. however, how much i love you, i hate your cheesy socks.

Janice Cason on Mon February 03, 2014, 23:58:32

On Valentine's day I strive to please
My love with some 'Pong' y cheese

Jane Paddey on Mon February 03, 2014, 20:33:19

Your feet smell like Stilton
Your socks smell like Brie
We dont dine at the Hilton
But you're the one for me

Kaylie Goldup on Mon February 03, 2014, 11:16:53

You Cheddar wake 'cuz I need Edam!
You Cheddar believe I love you baby!

sarah evans on Mon February 03, 2014, 00:46:59

i know this is cheesy
and you will brie embarrassed
but my heart melts like gruyere
when i see you, so please me mine
this valentines
and together we will make some hot fondue

Sue Obrien on Sun February 02, 2014, 00:30:07

I love you even though your feet pong like a ripe stinky cheese!

sandi green on Sat February 01, 2014, 18:13:40

Your Pong by me

It's a little bit Figue, this feeling inside
Stinking Bisop's not one of those you can easily hide
I don't have much Manchego, but boy if I did
I'd buy a big cheeseboard where we both could dine

Kiran Parry on Thu January 30, 2014, 15:42:17

I feel so cheesy cutting cheese in a shape of a heart.
You gave me a smile and that is why I love you most.
You may believe that I think cheese isn't the best of all smells.
I can certainly tell you though that you do smell better than that cheese.

Eddie Britton on Thu January 30, 2014, 08:49:04

Your the babybell in my top pocket,
The smell of blue cheese, around my neck in a locket,
I remember your scent night and day,
Like that strong smell of cheesy mold, you'll never go away,
Just when I think I can't love you more,
You brie amazing and fill my core.
Now I want everyone to know,
Your perfect to me, like edam is to eve!

Kayleigh Beirne on Tue January 28, 2014, 22:21:35

You are the stilton to my cracker,
The cheddar to my toast,
You know I love the stinkiest ones,
Which is why I love you most!

Sheila Bound on Tue January 28, 2014, 19:00:49

ABC of Cheesy Love
APPLEWOOD was where we met as the BABYBEL was ringing.
CAERPHILLY you took my hand in yours and we heard DRY JACK singing.
As the wind from the cold EXMOOR BLUE, you wrapped your arms around me.
"FETA ccompli " you said as your lips met mine and you whispered that
you loved me
Walking hand in hand to the GOLDEN CROSS where The HUNTSMAN and
his friends would gather
INNES BUTTON hole he would always wear JUUSTOLEIPA of local purple heather.
Then on to the KING RIVER ,GOLD, in the sun's metallic glow
I knew our love was glowing too .putting on a romantic show.
We entered the pub , the LINCOLNSHIRE POACHER, we spyed her sitting near.
MOND SEER insisted on read my palm saying "You'll be together forever my dear"
Though NORTHUMBERLAND is home to me and you are a true OXFORD Blue
You gazed intently in my eyes and I knew her words would come true.
We drank our PORT." SALUT" we toasted "here's to a love over brimming
QUARK ,Quark the ducks outside joined in. RIC OTTA around them swimming
At the bar, the usually SIRENE, TOMMA shouted "ULLOA , my brother"
Barman VACHERIN with his WIGMORE leaning to one side than the other
Asked if we'd like of a piece XYNOTYRO or YORKSHIRE BLUE
But time was getting short . We had to leave, we knew
And as you kissed me a long goodnight, shivers running down my spine'
You whispered "I can't wait till we meet again. ZAMORANO you will be mine"

liz denial on Sun January 26, 2014, 10:40:55

If you were a piece of cheese you'd probably be stilton
You'd mingle with the upper class & holiday at the Hilton
When you go dining at the Ritz they'd probably think you're crackers
When you order biscuits for your sweet & start nibbling your own knackers
Now that it is valentine's day I won't serenade you with a song
I'll just present you with a gift, you're favourite cheese...pong

Teresa Naughton on Thu January 23, 2014, 22:54:12

As long as I could see you now I wouldn't give 'Edam',
You know I am so 'Fondue', especially with ham.
I often feel so 'Provolone' when you are not around,
I'd 'Teleme' to sling his hook because it's you I've found.
He used to really 'String' me along, in fact he really 'Grated',
I'd rather 'Brie' with 'Cheese' you know because it's really rated.
I'd say no 'Whey', 'Gouda' here, you don't know how to please,
I've found the one I really love and that's any kind of 'Cheese'.
I wouldn't 'Brie' with anyone else because my love is strong,
'Stinking Bishop' is better than you even though it has a pong.
Now lets be very 'Mature' about this and go along your way,
It's 'Kraft Singles' anytime, in fact they make my day.
It's 'Cheese' I want, and I've 'Ricotta' set you straight,
I 'Camembert' to be without my faithful tasty mate.
When I heard you say you'd 'Chedder', you're such a 'Romano' guy,
It's a different love 'Triangle' I want so now I say goodbye.
I'm moving out to 'Wensleydale' to set up my love nest,
We'll live in harmony for ever more because cheese is the best.

Richard Hicks on Thu January 23, 2014, 16:07:26

I like to eat cheese all the time
I love it with grapes and wine
With a water biscuit it will be delish
It's my fav.as a finishing dish
but as a fish sauce it's divine.

Sarah-Jayne Windridge-France on Thu January 23, 2014, 12:24:17

I like to wax lyrical,
But you don't give Edam,
I've Gouda say I'm Provolone,
But I'm Blue without a man,
I'll keep this bright and Briezy,
With every need for cheese,
This lovely prize,
With you in tow,
Could bring me to my knees!

Hannah Johnson on Thu January 23, 2014, 12:06:44

"Brie my Valentine?"

Huw on Thu January 23, 2014, 11:57:05

I tried to find love in Italy but I had Taleggio.
I tried for a Spanish love but Manchego crazy.
So I drank my sorrows with Morbier in France.
Until I came home and found my true Goddess.

Evelyn Johnston on Wed January 22, 2014, 15:57:28

I only have eyes for you and I am glad you don't Kasseri over anyone else.

Chris Davies on Wed January 22, 2014, 15:51:16

Life is a bries when I am with you

Sarah Jones on Wed January 22, 2014, 15:49:04

When you halloumi
The love runs through me.

You are my roquefort
I will love you evermore.

I am shropshire blue
When I'm without you

Giselle on Thu February 07, 2013, 15:18:31

I think you're grate and with you by my side I'll never lose my whey. Brie my valentine?

Leslie Evans on Thu February 07, 2013, 09:31:35

On slicing cheese freely with a knife, bread and crackers come to life.

debbie on Thu February 07, 2013, 06:31:54

my heart just melts
my eyes turn to goo
but cheese my dear
says I Love You

Steve Smith on Wed February 06, 2013, 22:26:06

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm no poet
Here's some cheese

John Norris on Wed February 06, 2013, 19:41:39

Our life together is too short to eat bad cheese.

Jo Ward on Wed February 06, 2013, 16:31:49

You stilton me on, will you brie mine?

Mrs J Moville on Wed February 06, 2013, 15:10:07

roses are red
cheese is yella
you're the one for me
cos you're my fella

roses are red
gorgonzola is blue
tonight is the night
to show my love's true

Diane Humbles on Tue February 05, 2013, 19:03:28

You are Stil t'one for me and always will bd

Sonya Ritchie on Mon February 04, 2013, 23:49:56

Formaggio, Formaggio, wherefore art thou formaggio, doth thou dribble on my chin or crust upon thy fingers thin. Deliver thy greed with elasticity, derived from caves in dark duplicity. Expand thy gut and burst thy bubble, surely in haste thy waist shall double and in deaths throe doth this love melt, consumed from a gift to thee was dealt. Formaggio, Formaggio, wherefore art thou Formaggio..

fiona butler on Mon February 04, 2013, 20:12:15

I like cheddar on crackers, it's true
I like Stilton so creamy and blue
Mozzarella's so creamy
Dolce Latte's just dreamy
But the big cheese I love, well, it's YOU!

Catherine Renfrey on Mon February 04, 2013, 18:55:13

Say Cheese, he's worth it.

David Walsh on Mon February 04, 2013, 17:17:54

He's my BIG CHEESE!

Emily Walters on Sun February 03, 2013, 21:06:27

You really are the cheese that completes the crazy cracker that I am

Jan Pearce on Sun February 03, 2013, 20:35:23

You are my Stinking Bishop
Once your rind is removed
You become soft and delicious

Stuart Dunlop on Sat February 02, 2013, 17:31:22

“A Smelly Cheese I did buy,
big enough to make any woman cry!
Then I proposed under a setting sky,
Saying please marry me, sweetie pie!

LINDSAY ROBSON on Sat February 02, 2013, 15:35:37

Leicester is red,
Stilton is blue,
Cheese is a 'grate' way,
To say I Love You.

Tim Hills on Sat February 02, 2013, 13:08:58

My love is female
And I am Male
I love you more
Even than Wensleydale

Jill Hanlon on Fri February 01, 2013, 20:11:40

Violets are bluer,
Roses are redder
I love you as much as my favourite cheddar. X

Jacqui Sclanders on Fri February 01, 2013, 11:20:12

You Feta'd me
You are my Brick
Without you I'd be Blue
I love the way you always Yarg
That I'm your Waterloo

Lacy Savage on Fri February 01, 2013, 10:52:31

Soft and round like mozzerella
thats my fella!
Always there to make me chuckle
and smells a bit like Cheddar Truckle!

selena banister on Tue January 29, 2013, 19:31:46

I've loved you for so long,
For the love of cheese,
Don't forsake me Pong.

Caroline Doyle on Mon January 28, 2013, 21:10:19

Love me cheddar, Love me brie, never let me gorgonzola, you have made my life camembert and I love you stilton.

Lucy on Thu January 24, 2013, 08:18:35

I love you from your head to your cheesy feet, but your stinking bishop is my favourite treat....

Brigitte Leprince on Wed January 16, 2013, 21:36:33

Roses are red and Stilton is blue,
You are my camembert through and through.
You are my Welsh Rarebit and Gruyere rolled into one.
So lets go crackers and have some fun!

As sure as some cheeses are blue,
I am a big fan, adore you through and through.
Stinking Bishop or Bavarian smoked,
You are what inspires me and what makes my heart stoked.

I am so fondue, you melted my heart,
I knew the minute I saw you, right from the start.

Rachael Simmons on Mon January 14, 2013, 18:48:09

You've Gouda Brie the one for me!

Teresa Naughton on Mon January 14, 2013, 17:12:21

As long as I could see you now I wouldn't give 'Edam',
You know I am so 'Fondue', especially with ham.
I often feel so 'Provolone' when you are not around,
I'd 'Teleme' to sling his hook because it's you I've found.
He used to really 'String' me along, in fact he really 'Grated',
I'd rather 'Brie' with 'Cheese' you know because it's really rated.
I'd say no 'Whey', 'Gouda' here, you don't know how to please,
I've found the one I really love and that's any kind of 'Cheese'.
I wouldn't 'Brie' with anyone else because my love is strong,
'Stinking Bishop' is better than you even though it has a pong.
Now lets be very 'Mature' about this and go along your way,
It's 'Kraft Singles' anytime, in fact they make my day.
It's 'Cheese' I want, and I've 'Ricotta' set you straight,
I 'Camembert' to be without my faithful tasty mate.
When I heard you say you'd 'Chedder', you're such a 'Romano' guy,
It's a different love 'Triangle' I want so now I say goodbye.
I'm moving out to 'Wensleydale' to set up my love nest,
We'll live in harmony for ever more because cheese is the best.

christine burton on Mon January 14, 2013, 16:32:28

IN MY HEART YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SO MUCH MORE THAN A MEMORIE

laraine waldron on Sun January 13, 2013, 03:52:12

I give you cheese in a heart shaped box,ok a big Pong,
but rather that than to sing you, a love song.
Cheese may be smelly but you can't leave it alone,
my singing,however you will flee from its tone........

Audrey Tebbs on Sat January 12, 2013, 15:33:11

Like Stilton, I'm forever blue, when I am far away from you.

Lauren Dyble on Fri January 11, 2013, 20:35:07

My naughty Adam- I can't wait to Brie your wife!

Susan Gilley on Fri January 11, 2013, 17:59:24

Oh Pong, I love you more than life itself. How cheesy is that!

Jane on Fri January 11, 2013, 16:15:32

As I was out walking to the deli one day
I spied an old wrapper, in the gutter it lay.
So sad to see such a sad demise
There in the gutter all covered in flies
............................................................................
For once it had been, a wrapper so fine
Not for old ham but the finest Saint Maure
But now as I shed, that tear in my eye
I rush on past, my Roquefort to buy.
.............................................................................
So if you should see such a sight again
Take time to consider about our gain
I beseech you to wonder and to think
Where would we be without such a stink?

Kirsty Pearce on Fri January 11, 2013, 14:04:13

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I want to spread cream cheese all over you!

Happy Pong Valentine's!

Deborah Dixon on Fri January 11, 2013, 13:35:40

Roses are red,
cos blue would be wrong
for the love of your life
Send cheeses from Pong

Calum Roberts on Fri January 11, 2013, 11:39:17

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I love Brie.

Desiree Atkinson on Fri January 11, 2013, 10:50:47

It's a dairy tale come true,
The whey that I love you-
To mon amour I write this homage,

You're almost as tasty as fromage!

Sharon McGuinness on Fri January 11, 2013, 00:29:12

Lockerbie is your fave
Where as camembert is what I crave
We're are still in love, that is true
Not like stilton, we'll never be blue
Matured to be tastier is what we've become
Our hearts melt together as one.

elaine robinson on Thu January 10, 2013, 21:59:13

Let me win the cheese,please.

Andrea Rimington on Thu January 10, 2013, 20:21:49

Edam is red, Stilton is blue, go get the pong cheese and I'll get crackers for two !!

Dr Hufrish Taraporewala on Thu January 10, 2013, 20:21:31

Say "Cheese"...

Aniela gebski on Thu January 10, 2013, 20:18:12

I love cheese! Even Pongy Cheese :0)

Norah Sinclair on Thu January 10, 2013, 19:40:11

Every time I see you go, I Cheddar little tear for you.

Terri on Thu January 10, 2013, 19:27:06

I'm not Danish, but I am Blue
I'd go to Cheshire, to Brie with you,
Wensleydale comes, you can count on me
Leicester half-pound of Cheddar does set me free!

Diane pearce on Thu January 10, 2013, 18:37:48

Rose's are red
Violet are Blue
Your stilton pongs
But I still love you ;)

Nicola Palin on Thu January 10, 2013, 17:54:13

How do I love brie? Let me count the wheys.

Gloria Johnson on Thu January 10, 2013, 17:14:03

Havarti mine, forgive my Pecorinos and things can only get feta!

KEITH ANTHONY ALLAN on Thu January 10, 2013, 17:12:56

SIT YE DOWN
AND TAKE YOU'RE EASE
THE TOAST IS BROWN
AND HERE'S PONG CHEESE...

GMF Harmer on Thu January 10, 2013, 16:59:15

Brie my Valentine

Judy Park on Thu January 10, 2013, 16:43:41

Camembert's soft, Stilton is blue, this heart of mine says I love Pong.

Melanie Booth on Thu January 10, 2013, 16:11:05

Leister is red, Stilton is blue,
I love you more than i love cheese
even Port Salut!!!

Beverley Needs on Thu January 10, 2013, 15:53:36

Oh I Pong to see you once again..

Richard Hicks on Thu January 10, 2013, 15:36:00

I hope you will always brie with me
and we will live in the garden of edam.
Cheesy but true.

maureen moss on Thu January 10, 2013, 15:23:22

you are so soft and tasty like my heart I have given YOU!

CAROL RIBCHESTER on Thu January 10, 2013, 15:19:51

melt my heart with cheese this valentine

Jessica Wilde on Thu January 10, 2013, 14:00:41

If you'll Brie mine, I'll stay with you for-Cheddar...

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