WIN a Heart-Shaped Box with your Cheesiest Valentine!

It's back! The best, cheesiest love poem competition on the internet! Yes, it’s that time of year once again for Pong's Cheesiest Valentine Competition! We’re giving away A Heart-Shaped Box with a box of Thomas J Fudge's Biscuits for Cheese to the best short poem or one-liner, dedicated to a loved one, with a cheesy twist. Indeed the ‘loved one’ can even be a cheese!

For example the wistful ‘when we're miles apart, I Camembert it’ or the heavily-committed ‘I will love you as Langres as I live!' For inspiration, have a read of the winner of last year's prize with this spectacular reworking of Shakespeare's Sonnet 18:

"Shall I compare thee to a brie de meaux?
Thou art more cheesy and inclined to grate
Rough winds from thy darling buds do blow, 
For thou art closer to thy sell-by date
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines
Upon the gold complexion of that cheese
But the piece of brie, ripening in its rind
Is sweeter than thy sweaty brand of sleaze.
For though our fleshy pleasures all must fade
Too fleetingly that pungent ripeness passed
That brie de meaux, that settled in the shade
I left awhile, expecting it to last.
You loved me once, and did your best to please
And I loved you, until you ate my cheese"

You can enter on Twitter by quoting #cheeselove or post on our Facebook page. You can even enter by adding #cheeselove to your gift message on any Valentine order you place on the Pong site.

The competition will run until the end of Sunday 7th February at which point we’ll choose the best poem/ one-liner and will contact the winner to arrange for the Heart-Shaped Box to be sent in time for Valentine’s Day (Sunday14th February).

Terms and Conditions:

1. The prize is a Heart-Shaped Box by Pong with Thomas J Fudge's Biscuits for Cheese all worth £39.85 including delivery to mainland UK. 2. There is no cash alternative. 3. The competition is open to all UK residents aged 18 and over, excluding employees of Pong Cheese Ltd. 4. Only one entry per household will be permitted. 5. This is an online competition only - postal entries will not be accepted. 6. No purchase necessary. 7. The competition closes on Sunday 7th February 2016. 8. The judges will choose a winner on or after 8th February 2016. 9. The decision of the judges is final and no correspondence will be entered into. 10. Entry into the draw implies acceptance of these rules. 11. The winner will be notified by email or social media. The winner then has 7 days to claim their prize by return email. If after that time the prize has not been claimed another winner will be selected. 12. In the unlikely event of the prize being unavailable we reserve the right to substitute the prize with one of equal or greater value.

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Jacqueline Roberts
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Reply #85 on : Mon February 09, 2015, 15:00:53
They say love is cheesy? Well I don't care
Just give me a cheese knife to gently spread it with care.
Cheese is like love takes time to mature
Once tasted, you're addicted there is no known cure.
So call me cheesy as I sing my love song,
to the one I love most Mr 50 shades of Pong.
jackie highton
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Reply #84 on : Mon February 09, 2015, 13:42:46
this might sound a little cheesee, it might sound a litle fun, but lets get the crackers from the bedroom and go on a little run, down by the river were are true love 1st begun ................................................
ELISHA
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Reply #83 on : Mon February 09, 2015, 13:02:05
You are irresistible and the lovable kind too.
Some say you are an addiction you wouldn't believe it's true.
Because you compliment others very well.
Apple, crackers even a pasta shell!
Crumbly, creamy, mild or strong.
Even though you may have a weird Pong.
We give you names such as Cheddar, Camembert and Feta.
I don't care about names you have never tasted better. x

hashtag cheeselove :)
Barbara Waller
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Reply #82 on : Mon February 09, 2015, 12:02:33
Fifty years ago today
Was our lovely wedding day
Love we had to keep us warm
and to weather out the storm
Now we have our pleasure please
with some lovely toasted cheese
lynne collins
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Reply #81 on : Mon February 09, 2015, 11:40:41
'Frankly Leer I don't give a Dam'
Paul Bell
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Reply #80 on : Mon February 09, 2015, 08:34:36
At first I only want to bed 'er
Then babies came, I had to wed 'er
She turned out fat because I fed 'er
Now she's like a lump of cheddar

(I love Cheddar!, even though she is extra mature)
sarah
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Reply #79 on : Sun February 08, 2015, 17:50:52
Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye
Lisa J
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Reply #78 on : Sun February 08, 2015, 17:44:47
You're on the mature side, just like my cheddar
Your nose is like Babybel, having got redder
Your bones probably crumble like my favourite Caerphilly
You are sweet, and yet fiery, like pecorino with chilli
Your legs are like stilton, all veiny and blue
Yet you still melt my heart, just like a fondue
Krzysia
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Reply #77 on : Sun February 08, 2015, 16:53:56
Breaking Up is Hard (Cheese)

Hey Mozzarella you've been my fella for more than seventeen years
but I've met another who is Cheddar's brother and they call him Monterey Jack
I know you Camembert it but I'll still see you share your place on my pizza one day
You'll be joining Ricotta, Parmesan, Gorgonzola on my quattro formaggio come what may.
Tim Hills
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Reply #76 on : Sun February 08, 2015, 07:36:55
My partner is like a strong cheese, tasty and irresistible
suzanne
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Reply #75 on : Sat February 07, 2015, 20:18:08
Jet like a good cheese you get better as you mature
Melissa Smith
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Reply #74 on : Sat February 07, 2015, 17:40:40
You are my Mature Cheddar
Strong and bold and pongy
than ever and i would never
ever swap you for a cracker
or two because i simply
love you. xxx
sue taylor
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Reply #73 on : Sat February 07, 2015, 13:56:27
This is a poem for my best friend Lee Pickup who has just been told that her cholesterol is too high....Sorry to hear your cholesterol is high and cheesy pleasures are banned, your'e having to eat that Benecol stuff and stick to a diet that's bland. Tread Caerphilly my lovely friend and soon you will be better, then we'll get together and celebrate and crack open a packet of Feta!
marion
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Reply #72 on : Fri February 06, 2015, 16:50:40
the teddy I have had since two
has lost an eye and bald like you
he will be with me until I die
and so will you until 6 foot under I lie
Carol Martin
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Reply #71 on : Thu February 05, 2015, 16:56:03
Queso I love you fromage the bottom of my heart
Sharon Curran
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Reply #70 on : Wed February 04, 2015, 14:24:30
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I love Brie
And so do you!
Maralyn Smith
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Reply #69 on : Sun February 01, 2015, 23:17:22
Oh, how you PONG,
Your body odour's strong.
You're smelly I know, -
But I do love you so.
Please BRIE my Valentine.
(That's my last CHEESY line!!)
Monsuoor Khan
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Reply #68 on : Sat January 31, 2015, 21:54:24
Do not tease
Please,please.please
The choicest of cheese
Makes me weak at my knees
Any or all I will eat with ease
Ruth
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Reply #67 on : Sat January 31, 2015, 14:42:14
Baby, though your crackers, you always aim to please..and we compliment each other just like tasty biscuits and cheese
Brooke Ritchie
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Reply #66 on : Thu January 29, 2015, 22:09:13
I feel all the feta for knowing you, the leicester I see of you the harder it matures.

Mugs of Cheesy Kisses
claire charnock
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Reply #65 on : Thu January 29, 2015, 14:31:43
cheesey love
Christina Hunt
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Reply #64 on : Thu January 29, 2015, 10:39:56
HOLEY COW, my FIERY REBEL, how CAERPHILLY I have hidden an ABONDANCE of love for you! Now in a BLUE VEIN, I shed a CROCODILE TEAR for the SCHLOSS of your love to another. CAMEMBERT, be CHHURPI to me, SPEZIATEO as I can be your PRIMA DONNA FINO.
Sarah Jones
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Reply #63 on : Thu January 29, 2015, 09:20:40
My love for you is Tinternal.
Kenneth Mackay
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Reply #62 on : Thu January 29, 2015, 07:57:06
I have no Pam
Ayres and graces
My attempts at poems
the language disgraces
But my mindless ramblings
Read them please;
You may find them corny,
but they are pure cheese!
Gillian York
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Reply #61 on : Wed January 28, 2015, 18:11:55
Brie your heart to me in my favourite cheese.
Carolyn Collins
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Reply #60 on : Wed January 28, 2015, 16:30:52
Cheddar me mate with Somerset tones
Crackers galore with sweet accompliment
My cheesy heart crumbles for you
and I mutter with a flutter
I love thee forever my cheese on toasty
Jayne Burnham
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Reply #59 on : Wed January 28, 2015, 13:25:07
My favourite cheese is Stilton Blue -
I love recipes that always include you.
Your smooth delicious taste is fine
So please, My cheese, Will you be Mine? <3
Kathleen Winters
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Reply #58 on : Wed January 28, 2015, 10:28:04
I love Chedder
as does my cat
only thing is
it makes us rather fat....
Tom Baines
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Reply #57 on : Wed January 28, 2015, 08:35:41
I met this girl called Linda
She lived in our old house
And we got our thing together
But she won't become my spouse

We've been a pair for years now
But she just won't commit
So I'm living alone in a terraced house
And still grovelling like a twit

But maybe my luck is changing
And her hand I soon will get
With help from the fabulous pong cheese
I may even win a bet
for romance it never dies
for old and young its true
for Linda is just well i cant say
and me a young 52
But if it all goes pear shaped
And she gives a big fat no
There's always the pawnbrokers
To get back some of me doe
JEAN STEWART
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Reply #56 on : Tue January 27, 2015, 23:17:15
Will you Brie mine
My funnyh valentine.
Linda Curtis
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Reply #55 on : Tue January 27, 2015, 19:40:11
Stilton is blue
Edam is red
Camembert, Boursin, Roquefort or Brie,
an your a bit of a cracker and the one for me
Kiran Parry
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Reply #54 on : Mon January 26, 2015, 16:30:50
#cheeselove
Cheese for me
It makes me smile with glee
Cheese for my belly it is to good for my friend Melanie
Goodbye the rest of you and here I come pong.
Cyra Bellamy
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Reply #53 on : Sat January 24, 2015, 22:15:31
My hubby Mark loves to please
Cooking meals using cheese
Cheddar, stilton, even brie
All to show his love for me!
Stephanie Whitehouse
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Reply #52 on : Thu January 22, 2015, 12:59:25
I love Edam more than Cheddar
Mainly because the outside is redder
Cher Radbourne
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Reply #51 on : Mon January 19, 2015, 21:28:34
Beaufort I met you I was at a Schloss. Now my love for you is in Abondance. Finn.
hayley berry
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Reply #50 on : Wed January 14, 2015, 19:15:48
Cheese, cheese you really do please. On crackers i enjoy you whether cheddar or brie. Your smooth, soft texture makes me want more, your versatility on foods are never a bore.
Kelly Littlewood
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Reply #49 on : Wed January 14, 2015, 16:27:08
Loving you is always a breeze,
As long as you buy me my favourite cheese,
All I need is that one bit of cheddar,

And I promise I’ll love you forever and ever.

Oh how mozzarella makes my day feel much better,
And a little bit of feta is my own love letter.
I’ll always come back if there’s Monterey jack.
But my main love affair is with some gooey camembert.
Mike Smithson
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Reply #48 on : Wed January 14, 2015, 16:15:46
My love my Life My Friend MY WIFE
Mohammed Ruhul Amin
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Reply #47 on : Wed January 14, 2015, 16:07:39
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Cheese gives me nightmares and so do you.
Patricia Gough
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Reply #46 on : Tue January 13, 2015, 15:05:28
I enjoy it very much, very very tasty.
david a rooker
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Reply #45 on : Tue January 13, 2015, 13:47:41
Haze, my darling I love you most
More than a whole Pong cheese on toast
Lin Young
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Reply #44 on : Tue January 13, 2015, 13:18:05
#cheeselove

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